Breaking News - 3/12/10

Due to the widespread snow of recent times, there has been a rise in crime in certain areas oft the UK.  The most disturbing criminal offence has occured in Kent, where a highly emotional woman reported to police that her snowman had been stolen.  She was most concerned as she had used pound coins for eyes and tea spoons for arms.

Below is an artists impression of how the snowman may look.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this snowman please contact someone who gives a damn.  There is a possibly the snowman has been destroyed. In this instance, if you see a suspicious person with two pound coins and two tea spoons, avoid this dangerous criminal. Do not attempt to approach this person, and again, inform someone (I don't knw who)