Monday, 23 May 2011
Breaking News - New evidence shocks Nursery rhyme world!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again
These words seen over 100 years ago have led to a long debate regarding to circumstances of Mr. Dumpty's fall. A debate has been going since the script was first found with some claiming Mr. Dumpty was pushed with others stating they believed it was an accidental fall. With no real evidence ever coming to light the case was dismissed and a conclusion of a fall was given.
However, in recent days new evidence was found in Mr. Dumpty's hometown which had led to the case being reopened. A note was found under floorboards of Mr. Dumpty's barn where he was living at the time. It is thought the note was written by Humpty Dumpty himself.
The note read:
Life has become hard for me. My parents want nothing to do with me. They say there is no place for a egg with eyes and arms and legs. An egg that doesn't hatch to become a chicken. An egg that talks English and not chicken. An egg that can write. I feel worthless.
Following discovering of this note police have reopened the case and are looking at a possibility of suicide. This news will be welcomed by descendants of Mr. Dumpty who will see this as closure.
Pictured: Mr. Dumpty's parents
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