If....

If I could write a blog like you I'd have a 1000 fans

All the way from Scotland to the south coast of Japan

If I could write a blog like you I'd make you laugh and cry

But this is a skill I do not have no matter how I try

I have no funny anicdotes from the life that I have led

Nor even funny dreams whilst lying in my bed

No stories of travels or moments of crime

To say I'm 24 I've done so little with my time

If I could write a blog like you I'd have a story to tell

Of wisdom and drama. My moments of heaven and hell

If I could write a blog like you I'd have 1 million views

But I'm happy that you are reading this, and therefore I love you